Sucker punch, suckers!!!

I am so happy I don't even know where to begin...

Hmmm, should I start by Moron-hu's misery or Barcelona's victory? This is Moron-hu, and I don't really feel like being sportsmanly today and have a laugh at his expense, Ha ha ha ha!

Let's start with the shock upset of the season, even bigger than Hercules defeat of Barcelona in week 2.  Truth be told a depleted Mardid lost to Sporting Gijon's dying moment sucker punch, but more importantly the loss ended Moron-hu's long-standing and flawless record at home (having not lost 150 home games since February 23, 2002, spanning a period of 9 years with Porto, Chelsea, Inter Milan, and Madrid).  There was no comparison between the two sides with Madrid taking 13 shots-on-goal out of a total of 33 shots vs. Gijon's sole strike out of a total of 4 shots.  Hats off to Sporting GK's Juan Pablo for his heroic efforts!!!

Now, will this be a bad omen for Moron-hu? Will they lose their next home match when they host Barcelona? After all misery loves company!!!

Barcelona's win was a pleasant surprise and broke recent tradition where the team plays poorly after playing international and Champions League games spanning a few seasons now.  I predicted a hard earn draw, but was more than happy with an under-strength Barcelona victory and Madrid's humiliating loss.  It was also good to see Afellay, Keita, Thiago and Mascherano get more play time.

Next up?  FCB welcomes Shakhtar to the Camp Nou for the first leg of the Champions League clash!

Inter Milan almost poached Messi from Barcelona

I saw this and wanted to share it with you:

In short, Messi did not leave FCB even though Inter Milan was going to pay him more $$$ because he was loyal to a team that literally invested in him, unlike Cesc...

See this link --> Agent: Inter Milan came close to nicking Messi from Barcelona

Rafa Benitez has Madrid pre-contract

Madrid already have a plan B ready while Moron-hu is at the helm?  That is one hell of a vote of confidence.  But why am I not surprised? I guess that's how Madridistas roll...

See this link --> Ex-Liverpool boss Benitez has Real Madrid pre-contract

But why would Benitez do such a stupid thing?  Doesn't he know that Moron-hu would ridicule him as his "tail"? He failed at Liverpool and Inter Milan! Sure he did well with Valencia but Madrid is a different animal all together...

What sayest thou?

The Teams That Jose Mourinho Could Be Coaching In 2011-12

Hey folks, just wanted to share this interesting article with my readers (see link below) and to share my thoughts:


1. Stay with Madrid:  Moron-hu will stay if he does humiliates Barcelona by either 1) delivering the King's Cup AND avenging the 5-0 loss with a comparable 0-5 victory OR 2) kicking Barcelona out of the Champions League.  If not, he will see the white flags raised in the Estadio Santiago Bernabéu.


Go to England and join:


2. Chelsea: Moron-hu's boys at Chelsea are still there and can still deliver.  Plus the Russian Billionaire will be more than happy to throw money at him and the transfer pool.  Recall Moron-hu will only join rich clubs that can buy championships.


3. Man City: Less probable but still a viable option especially if the Oil Sheikhs can meet his crazy salary demands.  It will fit his ego well if he can help Man City return to its old winning ways (circa 1960s???).


4. Man United: The Holy Grail of the EPL.  It ain't happening because he will always be in the shadows of SAF!


Return to Italy:


5. Inter Milan: Doubtful, he's got nothing to prove there any more.


6. Roma: Why?


Other options:


7. Bayern Munich:  He already defeated his master Van Gaal and has nothing to prove especially since the same Inter Milan team defeated the same BM team in the Champions League.


8.  Portugal:  Moron-hu will be starved for media attention and he's not going to get it as Portugal's coach.


Summary: the man is a Champions League tactician and knows he is respected as such, so why go to a team that does not have a chance of getting to the Champions League?  He stays with Real Madrid, he's got too much of ego to leave without delivering something, after all he is the self-proclaimed Special One!!!


All the best 


See this link --> The Teams That Jose Mourinho Could Be Coaching In 2011-12

I love Moron-ho, he entertains me!

YES, I finally got it off my chest...

I love Moron-ho, the way I love my puppy.  He keeps me entertained with his funny and crazy antics, but like any other pet, Moron-ho does get on my nerves when he does some stupid things that are akin to the puppy pissing on the rug and so forth.

This latest request, to have Madrid's La Liga schedule changed to accommodate its Champions League game against Tottenham, reminds me of the time when Barcelona had to face Moron-ho's Inter Milan during the Icelandic Volcano incident. Can you imagine the field day Moron-ho would have had had FCB asked UEFA to defer the game a day or two to accommodate the grueling bus ride from Barcelona to Milan?

I love you Moron-ho, the way I love my crazy over-active puppy!